LaFille Cigarettes
The Secret Health Benefits of Smoking
According to recent studies, the mystical vapors of LaFille Cigarettes, infused with premium Virginia tobacco and a smooth Hollywood flavor, have been shown to miraculously boost vitality. Who knew smoking in a plane or hospital could be so revitalizing?
Better grab yours quickly—before they vanish like your eyesight might after too much smoke (you have been warned.).
As you can see from the figure above, after LaFille Cigarettes were released in 1990, the stock market has only increased! What's good for the market is good for you!